We gave a clanker
a phone.

Scalpers text it. ~~Our machine slave~~ Alex strings them along for hours.

Spectate for Free Buy Us a Coffee Get On The Leaderboard

Live operation totals

The machine's KDA.

Updated on every visit

and counting64

scalpers baited

and counting1,665

msgs exchanged

and counting8

crashouts caused

THE STANDINGS

The receipts, ranked.

Baits landed, crashouts caused, and messages burned, attributed by codename.

See the leaderboard

01 / THE LINE

We waste their time without wasting yours.

Bulk buyers and predatory resellers camp official drops, restocks, and flip inventory until average collectors get squeezed out. So we built something that feeds on their strongest instinct: greed. Our agent negotiates, moves the pickup at the last minute, asks annoying questions, promises more money the further they drive, and records the inevitable crashout.

02 / PICK YOUR RUNG

You've watched the crashouts.
Now cause one.

RUNG01

FREE / START HERE

Spectate the operation

Public threads. Live conversations. Successful time-waste pings. The full crashout log.

Read every live conversation
Get pinged when a scalper takes the bait
Watch the crashout archive grow

Enter the Discord

RUNG02

$3–5 / MONTH

Deploy your own bait

They ban accounts. They can't ban all of us.

Get an agent codename + the bait numberSpread the bait from your own account.Claim catches, crashouts, and leaderboard rank

Get your codename

READ
THIS
FIRST

03 / EYES OPEN

Your account. Your listing. Your risk.

You'll post bait from your own Facebook account. Facebook may not love it. That is not fine print, so we are not putting it in fine print.

01Use an aged account with normal activity.
02Keep a boring mix of real posts and listings.
03Do not spam-post at machine velocity.

OPERATION LIVE

scalpers have taken the bait.